How Much for a Pound of Cuteness – Chapter 15

To reach Cangyan Mountain, they needed to take a high-speed train and then transfer to a bus. The train ride would take over an hour. When Chu Zhi and her friends bought tickets, it was already late and only business class seats were left. Lu Jiaheng’s ticket seemed to have been bought by a friend, and his seat was several rows away from theirs.

Everyone boarded the train together. As Lu Jiaheng followed the seat numbers, he looked up to see someone already sitting next to his seat.

Cheng Yi was sitting there with his legs crossed, tilting his head to watch him board.

“…”

Lu Jiaheng paused, standing still.

Cheng Yi grinned at him mischievously, his gaze moving past him to the people walking behind.

Just then, Chu Zhi happened to look over, blinking twice.

Chu Zhi: “Ah.”

Cheng Yi: “Ah.”

Chu Zhi had been a bit excited, chatting non-stop with Lin Tong along the way. When she saw Cheng Yi, it took her a moment to recognize him.

He was the volunteer senior who had shown her around campus for an entire morning on her first day at school.

Chu Zhi had a good impression of him, especially remembering his carrot-like orange volunteer T-shirt vividly. He was actually the first person she’d met after entering university.

Cheng Yi had a good impression of her too—he had a good impression of all pretty girls. Now seeing her, his face beamed with a brilliant smile.

“Senior!” Chu Zhi exclaimed in surprise.

Lu Jiaheng instinctively turned his head to look at her, but before he could speak, Cheng Yi also exclaimed in surprise: “Junior!”

“…”

Lu Jiaheng gritted his teeth, swiftly turning his head back to look down at the seated Cheng Yi.

There weren’t many people in the business class section. Chu Zhi continued calling out from two rows away: “What a coincidence, you’re going on a trip too!”

Cheng Yi pretended not to notice the tooth-grinding human-shaped creature beside him, smiling like a sunflower: “Yes! Quite a coincidence!”

Over there, Lin Tong seemed to tug at her hand, telling her to lower her voice. Chu Zhi smiled sweetly: “Then senior should join us!”

“Sure!”

“…”

Lu Jiaheng grew more displeased, his voice floating lightly: “Are you two having a mountain song duet?”

Cheng Yi was quite pleased, retracting his previously stretched-out neck and leaning against the window to watch Lu Jiaheng sit down beside him, showing a fatherly, loving smile.

Lu Jiaheng was successfully disgusted by him and raised an eyebrow, moving slightly away: “What are you doing?”

His coldness didn’t affect Cheng Yi’s enthusiasm at all. Instead, he moved even closer, almost pressing against him, and said mysteriously: “I was genuinely curious about what kind of force made you reject our horse racing and car racing package tour invitation to go look at a bunch of old rocks in the mountains.”

He paused, then showed a look of understanding: “But now I realize you’re not going there for the rocks.”

Lu Jiaheng laughed: “No, I’m really going for the rocks.”

Cheng Yi spat without mercy: “You’re going for a load of bull.”

Lu Jiaheng slouched lazily into his seat, casually pushing his forehead to move him away: “Speak properly, don’t always have vulgar words in your mouth.”

Cheng Yi continued to scoff: “I really want to let the junior see what you’re like right now.”

Lu Jiaheng ignored him, closing his eyes to rest.

Cheng Yi stayed quiet for a while, but couldn’t remain still. Of the two girls, he wasn’t sure which one it was.

For others, it would be easier—at least they had preferred types to use as reference, but Young Master Lu didn’t have any.

Cheng Yi and he were practically childhood friends, becoming close after a fight during their middle school years. After fighting, they ended up as neighbors in adjacent hospital rooms for a week. Since then, Cheng Yi had flamboyantly stayed by the young master’s side. When the young master tested into A University, he paid his way in.

Cheng Yi knew everything about him, down to which leg he put into his pants first, so naturally he knew his taste in girls clearly.

—As long as they were pretty, that was enough.

This person didn’t have anything like a “preferred type.”

Last night when Lu Jiaheng asked him to help get a ticket, Cheng Yi wracked his brains for a long time but couldn’t figure out why he was so eager to go look at old rocks. He immediately created a discussion group with their friends, naming it [Young Master Lu Encounters Love But Doesn’t Understand Love From Past Till Now], and discussed deeply until two in the morning, finally determining there was something fishy going on.

So early in the morning, Cheng Yi, representing the group, officially rushed to the front lines and discovered that Lu Jiaheng really wasn’t going for the rocks—he was going to chase girls.

Cheng Yi found it absolutely mind-boggling, shocking, and unprecedented that Lu Jiaheng would actively pursue a girl. He covered his mouth, watching the standard Beijing-style lounging Young Master Lu resting beside him, and after careful consideration, asked in a low voice: “Brother Heng, do you prefer flat-chested or big-breasted?”

“…”

Lu Jiaheng’s eyes snapped open.

The business class cabin had large spaces between seats. He stretched out his long legs, lazily crossing them, looked at him for a few seconds, then closed his eyes again, his thin lips barely moving: “Stay away from me.”

“What’s wrong, tell me what’s wrong?”

“Aren’t we brothers? I know everything about your business, but you won’t say a word about your own. That’s too much, Lu Jiaheng.”

“Can’t I care about you? This is my brother’s lifelong happiness we’re talking about, how important is that!”

“Hey, pay attention to me.”

“Talk to me.”

“Heng, Heng!!!!!!”

Until the high-speed train reached its station, Cheng Yi kept buzzing in his ear like a bee, endless chatter. Lu Jiaheng completely ignored him. When the train stopped, he stood up and adjusted his clothes, once again looking tall and proper, completely erasing his previous lazy, boneless lounging appearance.

Passengers lined up to get off the train, with Chu Zhi and Lin Tong walking unhurriedly at the back. Lu Jiaheng and Cheng Yi got off first, waiting at the door.

Cheng Yi had talked the whole way without getting a response but still wasn’t giving up. Recalling Lu Jiaheng’s reactions since boarding, he hesitantly guessed: “Lu Jiaheng, you like flat ones? Lolis?”

“…”

Lu Jiaheng turned around, unable to bear it anymore.

He had originally been standing beside the train waiting, but now annoyed by Cheng Yi’s pestering, he turned to face him, his back to the station.

So he didn’t see Chu Zhi who was just coming down.

Chu Zhi followed behind Lin Tong, holding the handrail tightly, taking small steps down one by one, only looking up after reaching the platform.

Her Senior Lu was standing right in front of her, his back turned so she couldn’t see his face, but his whole figure was tall and straight, with broad shoulders, narrow waist, and long legs—his back view was extremely handsome.

His voice was pleasant too, giving a low chuckle before saying unhurriedly: “I like crossdressers, cute girls with big dicks.”

“…”

Chu Zhi: “…”

Author’s Note: The male lead is gay, story complete, the end, thank you everyone for accompanying me these past two weeks (shut up).

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