The speed was too intense, so Chen Yuzheng directly closed the bullet screen assistant and camera.
At the same time, others raised questions: “Why did CYZ turn off his camera? Afraid we’ll see him getting all lovey-dovey with the girl?” “I think I remember that Fish-Loves-Food username – isn’t that the one who became a mod after sending planes?”
As the game started, Killer bought equipment, left base, and said to Yu Nuo and Xu Yitong: “Watch this – if I don’t make them cry today, I’ll give them credit for keeping it clean.”
“……”
Ultraman finished farming his jungle, roamed around the river, then went to hide in the bottom lane bush to observe.
Yu Nuo stayed under tower, occasionally moving to get one or two minions.
As a professional player, the most basic and unforgivable taboo was missing minions.
Seeing her miss several cannon minions in a row, Ultraman couldn’t stand her poor last-hitting anymore. He used some abilities to help clear the wave. “Yu Nuo, you need to come out from tower. Calculate the minion health before attacking, otherwise it’s too wasteful. How will you get equipment without gold?”
While he was still rambling on about experience and teaching Yu Nuo how to play and what to click, a series of yellow question marks appeared at his feet, followed by several retreat and danger pings.
Public chat: [All] Cyzzz (Alistar): ? [All] Cyzzz (Alistar): ? [All] Cyzzz (Alistar): ?
Ultraman stopped talking.
As Chen Yuzheng’s old support, he knew that whenever he pinged question marks like this, he was definitely about to start cursing. Ultraman asked in confusion: “What do you mean? Why are you pinging question marks? Keep doing it and I’ll mute you.”
“What are you doing?”
“I’m teaching Yu Nuo how to last hit.”
Chen Yuzheng’s voice showed some impatience, “Go mid, don’t come bot.”
[Ultraman!!! Get out of there quick! Don’t disturb their botlane date!] [Ultraman, I’m anxious for you, don’t you have any sense? Does the girl need your teaching??? Just leave!] [Past friendship means nothing now? Conquer, have you forgotten how Ultraman sacrificed himself to block skills for you that year? Poor Ultraman 555!]
Ultraman felt incredibly wronged and questioned Chen Yuzheng: “Look, it’s one thing if you don’t farm, but as an ADC, you have no bottom line, no integrity. You’re actually fine watching someone miss minions, that’s really something.”
As he spoke, his mental broke and he went to Killer for justice: “Don’t you think Chen Yuzheng is ridiculous? Remember last time when I accidentally took one of his cannon minions? He was so harsh, he flamed me for half the game and said if I took another minion he’d AFK in fountain. Then he told me to practice in custom games.”
Killer sighed leisurely and comforted him: “Ah, forget it. This is just the life of an unwanted Ultraman.”
Ultraman: “……”
Killer: “Come here, Man-man, come mid, big brother won’t reject you.”
Yu Nuo was focused on the game. Seeing the two enemies moving back and forth made her nervous, her nerves were highly strung.
While they were chatting, she caught bits of the conversation but didn’t really understand what last-hitting meant. She apologetically said to Ultraman: “Sorry, I’m new to this, I’m not very good. I’ll practice when I have time.”
Chen Yuzheng said coldly: “Don’t mind him.”
Ultraman: “?”
In YY chat, he shouted angrily, “Is this how you want to be, Chen Yuzheng?”
Ultraman said “fine” three times, “Remember this, Chen Yuzheng. I’m transferring tonight, I’ll never support you again in my life. I’m leaving tonight, from now on TG will have no more Ultraman.”
Chen Yuzheng’s stream.
Alistar directly used a WQ combo, knocking up the enemy, stunning them with E’s passive. The enemies had nowhere to run.
The bullet screen watched as he frantically played the role of worker, blocking all incoming damage, constantly using W and auto-attacks to wear down the enemies until they were almost dead, then called out, “Fish.”
“See that Nami?”
“Yes.”
He patiently said: “Mm, press Q, go in.”
Yu Nuo nervously ran forward, anxiously hiding behind Alistar, not knowing how to position, just standing still and auto-attacking, securing the kill.
Watching them being intimate in bot lane, the bullet screen couldn’t hold back anymore:
[Zheng, are you this submissive when being someone’s dog? Where’s your arrogance? Your pride? Your coldness? You’re giving up minions, not taking any kills, letting her have everything? Everything?!] [Conquer, just switch to support role, I think it works.] [Damn… my boyfriend has never pampered me like this, I’m jealous] [Chen Yuzheng, what’s wrong with you? You’re more subservient than a paid companion?] [What’s going on? I came here to learn skills, but you’re in Iron rank playing support to flirt? My eyes hurt, I’m leaving, this is too unlucky.]
Throughout the entire game, Yu Nuo just watched from the side as Chen Yuzheng fought 1v2, occasionally dealing some damage and giving him a heal. She would wait for Chen Yuzheng to call her, then quickly run in to secure a few kills.
They easily pushed to the enemy nexus. Yu Nuo felt like she wasn’t even playing the same game as before, the difficulty had dropped several levels.
She didn’t know what had happened, just felt happy playing, a bit excited, and sincerely admired them: “You’re all so good.”
“No no, Chen Yuzheng is the good one.”
Killer’s stream also had fans asking who this Fish-Loves-Food was. He held back his laughter, looking at the post-game stats screen and said sarcastically, “Played LOL with him for so long, never seen him this subservient before.”
Ultraman: “Want to play another game?”
Xu Yitong was still immersed in the joy of being carried by pro players, immediately agreeing: “Yes yes!”
Yu Nuo checked her phone messages and told them: “You guys play, I need to go, I have something to do later.”
“Okay okay, bye bye.”
Yu Nuo left YY.
She was in a good mood. After turning off her computer, she ate some snacks, switched to her main Weibo account, and couldn’t help posting her 11-3-3 score: @Fish-Loves-Food: >< Played a few games with friends today, found out League of Legends isn’t that hard~ Happy!
Soon after, notifications for new followers started dinging constantly.
She opened her private messages, finding a flood of questions: [Are you Fish-Loves-Food? The one who just played with Conquer?] [Wow wow, looked through your previous photos, sister you’re so pretty! Wuwuwu ultimately Chen Yuzheng that rebel managed to get someone above his league]
Her usually quiet comment section also became lively: [Well well, pro players acting like your dog, of course it’s not hard…]
Yu Nuo hadn’t expected so many people would find their way from the stream to her Weibo. Watching the private messages asking about Chen Yuzheng increase.
Yu Nuo felt worried inside.
She wasn’t very clear about TG’s rules, but vaguely remembered Yu Ge telling her that their team had an unwritten rule that players couldn’t date while playing professionally.
Although not many people followed TG now, and Ultraman and Killer often spoke carelessly with their teasing, Yu Nuo still worried about causing trouble for Chen Yuzheng.
After some hesitation, she deleted her recent Weibo post.
—
MSI ended, and there was an official departure ceremony on the weekend, then next week the top four LPL Spring Split teams would participate in the Rift Rivals.
This was also TG’s first time going abroad for this kind of international competition. Qi Ya’nan sent a notice in the group chat asking the logistics team members to come to the base on Thursday for a meeting to prepare.
By coincidence, a photographer Yu Nuo knew previously had arranged a photo shoot with her on Thursday morning. The theme was JK – a uniform skirt that reached just above the knees, short-sleeved white shirt. Yu Nuo wore light makeup, looking just like a high school girl.
The shoot didn’t go very smoothly. After changing locations several times, they finally moved to the rooftop for the setting. By the time they finished it was almost noon, close to meeting time. Yu Nuo didn’t have time to change clothes, so she took a taxi to the TG base.
At the entrance, she met Xiang Jiajia who was coming down to get bubble tea delivery. Seeing Yu Nuo, she chatted with her for a bit.
Yu Nuo pointed at the group of workers in blue uniforms nearby: “What are they doing?” Xiang Jiajia explained: “The base’s electric meter broke, some people came to fix it.”
Yu Nuo nodded.
She was sweating profusely in the heat, hiding in a corner to avoid the sun, fanning herself with her hand. Suddenly she heard Xiang Jiajia scream, “The water pipe burst!”
Several people scrambled to move away, but Yu Nuo was right next to the pipe and couldn’t react in time. She got soaked from head to toe, even her hair wasn’t spared.
Xiang Jiajia patted her chest and came over, “Are you okay?”
Yu Nuo wiped the water from her face and smiled bitterly, “I’m fine.”
Thankfully the temperature was high today, so getting wet didn’t feel too cold. Xiang Jiajia led Yu Nuo into the base building, “Wait here first, I’ll get the delivery and find you a hair dryer.”
Yu Nuo agreed: “Go ahead.”
She moved her hair to the front to cover her chest. Looking down, she wrung out the wet hem of her skirt, planning to go to the third floor bathroom to clean herself up. After climbing a few steps, Yu Nuo hesitated at the stairway corner.
The person leaning against the wall also heard the movement and looked up.
“You’re… smoking here?”
As soon as she said it, she felt like she’d asked a stupid question.
Chen Yuzheng stood there, head slightly tilted, looked her over for a while, then answered, “Yeah.”
“……”
Just then, Van and Ultraman walked past carrying cups of water.
Yu Nuo’s eyelashes still had water droplets on them as she stared blankly at them. Because of the heat earlier, her shirt buttons were undone to below her collarbone, and under the JK short skirt, her two slender white legs were wet.
Van opened his mouth in surprise, but before he could say anything, his eyes were covered by Ultraman’s hand, “Not suitable for minors!”
Ultraman also turned away, reminding the motionless Chen Yuzheng, “You’re still staring, how indecent!”
Yu Nuo’s face turned bright red.
Realizing her current state wasn’t very proper, she didn’t even say hello before quickly running up the stairs.
After she hurriedly left, Ultraman lowered his hand. He coughed once, deliberately glanced at Chen Yuzheng’s lower body, asking suggestively: “You okay?”
Van smiled mischievously, slowly walking to Chen Yuzheng’s side, stopped, and unexpectedly reached out to touch, “Let me feel if you’re not doing so well.”
Chen Yuzheng, cigarette in mouth, knocked his hand away, “Something wrong with you?”
Van looked shocked, asking worriedly: “What’s going on, Zheng-zheng! Seems like there was a reaction?”
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