As the first half of Spring Split concluded, teams began their vacation. TG members went out for a gathering. This was a family event, without team leaders or coaches.
After dinner, the group went to KTV.
Ultraman monopolized the microphone, bellowing through several songs until Killer couldn’t stand his grating voice anymore and chased him off.
After Killer finished singing, the next song’s intro played, but no one sang.
Killer stood by the song selection screen: “‘Wish You Love Me Till the End of Time’?? What kind of cheesy song is this? If no one’s singing it, I’ll take it.”
“No need.” Chen Yuzheng got up, took his microphone and gave another to Yu Nuo, “It’s for us.”
They hadn’t sung more than a few lines when Ultraman shouted: “Chen Yuzheng, maybe you should stop singing. Can you hit even one note correctly? Let Yu Nuo sing by herself.”
Chen Yuzheng also realized his singing was truly awful, rubbed his nose bridge, and put down the microphone.
He slouched on the sofa, turned his head, and watched Yu Nuo without blinking.
She focused on the screen, “Wish I alone have your heart, wish I accidentally fall into your tenderness…”
Hearing these lyrics, Chen Yuzheng smiled. His blissful expression was almost unbearable to look at.
Gu Yi quietly asked Van: “Is Conquer always like this?”
Van: “Like what?”
“I feel like he becomes a different person when he’s with his girlfriend.”
She still remembered when they first met – she went to TG’s base to find Van, and later they all went out to eat. That was her first time meeting Chen Yuzheng.
He sat directly across from her, barely spoke, and kept looking at his phone. Only when the food arrived and Ultraman reminded him did Chen Yuzheng take off his headphones and look up.
Gu Yi’s breath caught, and after sneaking a few glances at him, she lowered her voice to ask Van, “That guy in the white t-shirt across from us, is he your teammate too?”
Van replied casually: “Yeah, he’s our AD.”
Gu Yi was a bit shocked, unable to believe someone so handsome would become a pro player.
“Does your teammate have a girlfriend?”
Van felt a bit jealous: “What are you planning?”
Gu Yi quickly said: “Nothing, just asking – thinking of introducing him to my friend.”
Van thought for a moment: “Probably not.”
Gu Yi took out her phone and secretly took a photo of Chen Yuzheng to send to her friend: “How about it? He’s single, interested?”
Her friend: “……..Are you overestimating me? You think I could handle a guy like that?”
Back then, Gu Yi never imagined that one day she’d witness Chen Yuzheng in love, and that he would be like this…..
Van seemed to know what she was thinking, “You’ll get used to it. You can’t judge a book by its cover.”
After Yu Nuo finished singing, everyone politely applauded, “Beautiful! Really beautiful!!”
She was a bit embarrassed and put the microphone on the table.
After sitting back on the sofa, the person next to her immediately leaned closer.
Yu Nuo turned her head: “What?”
“Your singing is really nice.”
Yu Nuo smiled: “Thank you.”
His cool fingertips pinched her waist, “Sister is so soft.” Then he smelled her hair and shamelessly added: “You smell so good too.”
Yu Nuo froze, her face burning red.
He was definitely doing it on purpose – these words… she remembered he’d said them in bed too…
Seeing others looking over, Yu Nuo hurriedly covered Chen Yuzheng’s mouth.
The first half was too quiet to hear, but Thomas caught the second half. Unable to bear it anymore, he threw his jacket, which landed on Chen Yuzheng’s head, covering him completely. Thomas warned: “Chen Yuzheng, I’m begging you, please stop being so flirty.”
But Chen Yuzheng’s hand moved, pulling Yu Nuo toward himself.
Caught off guard, she fell directly into his arms.
Then the jacket covered her too.
Killer was singing a love song when he heard the commotion. Looking over at Chen Yuzheng’s movement, “How do you remember me…”
The singing stopped for a moment, and he couldn’t help but exclaim “Remember me, me, me… damn.”
The two were shrouded under the jacket, completely isolated from outside view.
Yu Nuo’s vision suddenly went dark, and her cheeks were caught between someone’s fingers. Her eyes widened, and before she could react, her pursed lips were bitten, then licked.
Chen Yuzheng gave a low laugh and pulled back.
Since there were many people in the KTV, Chen Yuzheng didn’t do anything too excessive. After kissing her, he let go and lifted the jacket.
Everyone else consciously looked away.
Thankfully the KTV lights were very dim.
After what just happened, Yu Nuo felt restless for a while, occasionally drinking water or eating popcorn, not daring to make eye contact with anyone.
Her phone suddenly lit up.
Conquer: “Want to leave?”
Yu Nuo glanced at him.
He was looking down, typing.
Soon, Yu Nuo’s phone vibrated again.
Conquer: “To be honest, I didn’t get enough kisses just now, I’m feeling depressed.”
Yu Nuo hesitated: “….There are so many people here, it’s not good to leave first, right?”
Conquer: “What’s not good about it? Van and his girlfriend already left. With so many people here, they won’t miss us.”
Yu Nuo: “Why don’t you… eat something, or sing a few songs, to distract yourself?”
Conquer: “I don’t want to do anything right now, I just want to chat with you”
Yu Nuo: “Then I’ll chat with you, what do you want to talk about?”
Conquer: “Do you think this is a suitable place for chatting?”
Yu Nuo: “?”
Conquer: “I’m quite particular about beds. Only when I see a bed at home do I feel like opening up.”
After sending the message, Chen Yuzheng stood up and said goodbye to them: “Yu Nuo and I are leaving first, you guys keep playing.”
Killer made a couple sounds of protest: “What do you mean leaving? There’s still the second half coming up.”
Chen Yuzheng put his arm around Yu Nuo’s shoulders: “We have something to do.”
Killer: “If you leave you’re not brothers anymore.”
Chen Yuzheng opened the door and said without looking back: “Really have something.”
… …
On the way to the parking lot, Chen Yuzheng received a message from Ultraman: “What do you have to do?”
Conquer: “Hope you can give me some private space”
Ultraman shared several links about [“NoFap”], [“The Dangers of Male Sexual Indulgence”], [“The Real Harm of Youthful Sexual Excess – Easy to Become Impotent”]: “Suggest you take a look”
Conquer: “?”
Ultraman: “Seriously, be careful of kidney deficiency”
Chen Yuzheng unlocked the car door, opened it, and sent a voice message: “Virgin, get lost.”
Ultraman: “I’m kindly reminding you, and you insult me like this? Even personal attacks?”
Chen Yuzheng was confused: “I’m just stating facts, how is that insulting or a personal attack? Aren’t you one? Do you have a girlfriend? No. Do you have a sex life? No. Have you ever had a sex life? Also no.”
After saying this, he ignored it and threw his phone on the center console.
While driving, his phone kept vibrating. Calls and WeChat messages came alternately.
Yu Nuo reminded him: “Someone’s messaging you.”
Chen Yuzheng picked up the phone and tossed it to Yu Nuo, “What’s he saying?”
Yu Nuo knew his phone password and unlocked it directly, opening WeChat.
There were several voice messages of tens of seconds each. She glanced at Chen Yuzheng, then played them on speaker.
“Chen Yuzheng you motherf***er, you beast, think you’re so great for having a girlfriend? Van Qiren has a girlfriend too, how come he’s not as arrogant as you?”
“Don’t know what you’re so proud of, you’re bouncing around all day, might as well get a megaphone and announce ‘I Chen Yuzheng have a girlfriend’ on the street, afraid someone in the world might not know you’re taken.”
“You’re just f***ing love-struck, what’s wrong with me being single? Am I bothering you? I’m waiting for the day Yu Nuo dumps you, don’t come crying to daddy then—”
After listening this far patiently, Chen Yuzheng, while holding the steering wheel, took the phone back and forcefully cut off the voice message.
After contemplating for a moment, he looked at the road ahead and replied: “Ultraman, when will your complaining be as little as your love life?”
The other side replied instantly.
“Haha, thanks for your concern, I’ll proudly remain a virgin, keeping myself pure for my future wife.”
“As for you, Chen Yuzheng, men like you who lost their virtue at 19 and don’t maintain male chastity, in ancient times you would’ve been drowned in a pig cage.”
Yu Nuo sitting beside him heard everything clearly.
In the quiet car, a slight giggle suddenly sounded. Yu Nuo finally couldn’t hold back, laughing more and more.
Chen Yuzheng looked at her: “What are you laughing at?”
“Just, hearing you guys bicker like this, I find it quite funny.”
Chen Yuzheng agreed: “Ultraman is indeed quite amusing.”
Yu Nuo: “You are too.”
“How am I funny?”
Yu Nuo shook her head, refusing to say more.
… …
Chen Yuzheng drove home.
They took the elevator directly from the underground parking garage.
While waiting for the elevator, Yu Nuo turned her head and suddenly asked: “Are you very experienced?”
He didn’t catch on: “Experienced in what?”
“Just… when you were arguing with Ultraman, you sounded like you were very experienced…” Yu Nuo finally asked the question she’d been curious about for a long time: “Chen Yuzheng, how many girlfriends have you had?”
Chen Yuzheng’s expression changed slightly, suddenly at a loss for words, and fell silent.
Yu Nuo: “Many?”
Chen Yuzheng: “…….”
Seeing him looking so embarrassed, she quickly said: “It’s okay, I’m not blaming you, just curious. If you don’t want to say, forget it.”
The elevator dinged and the doors slid open.
Back home, Chen Yuzheng suddenly said: “I was just showing off, I’ve never dated before, you’re my first love.”
Yu Nuo was surprised: “First love?”
Chen Yuzheng said casually: “Hard to believe, right? With such a handsome playboy face, I’m actually more innocent than anyone.”
Innocent….
Yu Nuo was speechless, really unable to associate this word with Chen Yuzheng.
He felt a bit indignant and said lightly: “I’ve never confessed to anyone in my life. You’re the first, and the last.”
“What, you don’t believe me?”
Yu Nuo came back to her senses, her heart feeling like it was soaking in honey as she smiled: “I believe you.”
Chen Yuzheng crossed his arms, leaning against the wall, and asked her: “Then what are you waiting for?”
“What?”
He lifted his chin, “Come here, kiss me.”
Yu Nuo obediently walked over, stood on tiptoe, and kissed his chin.
After kissing, just as she was about to pull back, her hands were pinned behind her.
Chen Yuzheng pushed her against the wall, held her there, and kissed her lips.
Before lifting her clothes, Chen Yuzheng’s breathing was ragged as he said in a voice too low to distinguish: “Sister, you’ll know later, Chen Yuzheng is the most virtuous man under heaven.”
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